Abducted by Aliens – Brendan Gallagher
With his unique blend of grit, talent and relentless work ethic, it’s no wonder Brendan Gallagher is the kind of player everyone wants to have on their team. We told the 21-year-old winger that even fans from other planets were starting to take notice of his skillset and that, in 24 hours, aliens were plotting to snatch him away to help them gain an edge in their future faceoffs against evil. We assume Gally believed us, because he answered our questions about his final day on planet Earth.
I’m not a big reader. I’ve read every book I’ve wanted to read. I’d probably pick one that talks about how to survive an alien abduction.
The last movie you’d watch:
Warrior. It’s a good movie.
One destination you’d wish you had visited:
I’d like to have gone to NASA and made some friends so when I get abducted by aliens they can save me.
The last meal you’d like to eat:
Just a bunch of meat.
The last song you’d like to hear:
We Can’t Stop by Miley Cyrus.
The thing you’d be happiest to never do again:
That’s a tough one. I live a pretty easy life. It would have to be dealing with Chucky [Alex Galchenyuk].
I just want a comedy to be made out of my story, so any comedian would do.
The one thing you’d take with you:
I’d want to take something to defend myself, a weapon of choice.
The gift you’d offer up to your abductors:
A punch in the face.
The alien translator you’d use to communicate with your abductors:
Words of wisdom you’d leave behind for future generations:
“Don’t get abducted by aliens.”
Good luck Brendan!