10. @smilyhupe -- When it starts being able to stand on its own.
9. @DTremblay27 -- When your stink lines are longer than the blue lines.
8. @JohnnyBrunswick – When you notice Oscar the Grouch has taken up residence in your left-hand glove.
7. @asthmarugger -- When Health Canada declares your locker room a hazardous waste dump.
6. @DTremblay27 -- When you’re the only guy from either team that’s going into the corners.
5. @Jay9199 -- When you walk into the locker room and see someone’s left a 6-pack of Febreeze in your stall.
4. @Arkvaender -- When your Habs jersey starts to look like a Bruins jersey.
3. @Marcoricco – When you start to see Youppi hair sprouting out of your equipment.
2. @zackelkaim -- When the flies flying around your gear are finally gone…but only because they're on the floor, dead from the stench.
1. @Sarkastik13 – When you notice your teammates have resorted to using their own jockstraps as surgical masks to hide the smell.
10. @Stacyohms -- You chest bump your TV.
9. @mitchrobs17 -- Your teammates start trying to keep you from scoring.
8. @gunnerismyhero -- Your team gets scored on three times before you've finished.
7. @SirGaryThomas -- You see it featured in Hockey Players Gone Wild: Too Extreme For TV.
6. @gingras_js -- You get invited to discuss it live on your local TV news.
5. @DrakeMT -- You do the "shoot the glove" celebration, but with an actual gun.
4. @Dan_Hogg -- Ochocinco sees it and says "I should have thought of that one!"
3. @gpl_03 -- You pull a Jimi Hendrix and light your stick on fire, causing the ice to melt, suspending play.
2. @HabsLaughs -- You find yourself in the platinum seats surrounded by fans and shattered glass.
1. @zackelkaim -- You get kicked off the ice by Britney Spears because she's performing in an hour.
10. @jlothian01 You have two kids waving flags as you run into the office every morning.
9. @hammerinhank89 You find yourself sitting on the dock wearing boots, waiting for the pond to freeze.
8. @calnewfie Your wife can’t watch her TV shows because you’ve subscribed to NHL Center Ice and blocked all other channels.
7. @wrightap You hire a PA announcer to call your family to the dinner table in two languages while you all say: “Je suis Canadien”.
6. @CrossOverDangle Your boss calls you into his office to yell at you, so you face-wash him and pull his shirt over his head.
5. @jspoupart When you fall off your bike, you tell the trainer to stitch you up and send you back in.
4. @runway29 You take a drink at your desk and spit some on the floor.
3. @Stacyohms You start putting up boards around your swimming pool.
2. @puckinghostile Every time you take a cup out of the dishwasher you hoist it over your head.
1. @JamesODolan You see a guy from accounting crossing the office with his head down so you lay him out!